Photos! Of.....Me....?

Which is kind of.... I mean, why would anybody....?

Me in Romania, waiting for me to say something really smart. Still waiting.... Guy interviewing me is named Vlad. Everybody in Romania is named Vlad. A little worrisome....

Australian publisher -- my first trip down under. This is how people decorate for my visits. Sigh....

Still first trip. Sydney Harbor, with that Opera House.

After a long and grueling battle, I landed this monster. Some kind of weird mystic bond former during the ordeal of bringing it in, so I let it go.

Me -- with a bunch of strangers desperate to have their picture taken with a Real Famous Author.