Here's the tour schedule! Come watch me sweat!
And none of us really know how that happened. But for obvious reasons -- Death, Destruction, Pestilence and Famine, and that's just for starters -- there haven't been any events to report for quite some time. I'm not really a praying kind of guy, but if I was, I'd be very busy.
Here's hoping the new year brings us something good to talk about....